What not to do before an interview...

Duh? Admit it Linz. You love the attention! :lol:

well nice to be wanted one way or another these days i suppose

Awww! Im going to leave you alone! I feel bad now!......... HaHa. that. HEY I wish you was here right now! I have the worlds smallest violin! Im playing it just for you!

haha id then shove it where the sun dont shine

Not up my arse obviously. The sun shines from every part of my body. I would say Im gods gift but I cant hand myself away. I am god himself!

pmsl :lol:

bloody hell your the third guy this week to claim to be god anymore for anymore

yer me

Love. If you was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and the question was Who is god? the answers would be as followed. A) Guy 1 B) Guy 2 C) God is God D) Chris Smith You what 50/50? Okay your left with B & D. Phone a friend? Dont. You have none. Ask the audience? They chose B. Your going to go along with the majority eh? Eh-Ehhh... Wrong. ITS CHRIS SMITH BABY!!! *Chris Tarrant now cock-slaps you and breaks your jaw cause its so huge. Therefore. Chris Smith <--- GOD!

you in idiota lmao haha