FORD

anyone got any other manufactures?

"NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now TOYOTA: The One You Ought To Avoid Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole "

Phil Holmes
Philholmes87@hotmail.co.uk
1998 BMW E36 318IS - RED

any one got one for mercedes i'll uses as screen saver at work haha

"ford - fix or repair daily lotus - lots of trouble usually serious BMW - break my windows thats all i got for the min sure ill think of some for 2moz "

BMW -big money waste

"Well some one had to do it! Google rules search car acronyms and there are LOTS lol found all these from http://www.dunkworld.com/car_acronyms.htm ALFA: Aging Latin F**kwit's Ambulance. Thanks Anthony ASTON MARTIN: A Silly Toy Of Neurotic Middle Aged Rich Toffs Investing Needlessly AUDI: Another Useless Deutsche Invention. Obviously written by someone with first hand experience - maybe someone who had one rust away into brown air in the 70's? BMW: Bought My Wife; Brings Me Women; Big Money Waster; Broke My Wallet; Babe Magnet Wannabe and LOTS more. There's a certain commonality of theme though insinuating that Bavarian Motor Werken cars are expensive to run and bought by shallow image conscious airheads (See pic below). and Craig R says it means 'Bavarian Manure Wagon!' CADILLAC: Crazy And Demented Idiots Like Large American Cars. Nuff said? CHEVROLET: Chevrolet's not a common Aussie brand so one example will do - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips. There are heaps more for those who are interested second in popularity only to Ford (see below) CHRYSLER: Can't Have Refund You're Stuck Leasing Edsel's Replacement. A clever one but I'm sure most Valiant owners would prefer this one - Company Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine Repair! DODGE: Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere. I've got one and every word is true! And how about - Dad's Old Dead Garage Experiment. And - Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines. Thanks for that one Tanner but how can you say the 426 Hemi is Gutless? EDSEL: Every Day Something Else Leaks. More to add to the Edsel's woes FIAT: Failed Italian Automotive Technology Feeble Italian Attempt (at) Transportation; or the well known favourite - Fix It Again Tony! FORD: Of all car names Ford has the most entries - three complete pages full on one site: Fix Or Repair Daily; Fast Only Rolling Downhill; First (or Fails) On Race Day; Found On Road Dead (thanks Sameer P): Funding Our Retirement Daily (from a mechanic`s point of view); and perhaps best of all: Driver Returning On Foot (Ford spelled backwards!) GMC: Greatest Made Chevy (thanks Roger S) HOLDEN: Holes Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noises and from Jason we have - Heaps Of Loud Disgusting Engine Noises. Come on Aussie come on! HONDA: Had One Never Did Again; Hold On 'Nother Dickhead Arriving; plus (and this is a true rarity among these acronyms) one that says something positive about the car - Happy Owners Never Drive Anything (else) HYUNDAI: A bitter one - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive; and a clever one - Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside ISUZU: It Sucks Unless Zero Used JAGUAR: Only one entry - Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop. I've owned three Jaguars during my driving history and I've always felt that they're the ideal car for a handyman as long as he's handy with money! JEEP: Once again a bitter one - Junk Engineering Executed Poorly; and a clever one - Just Enough Engine Power KIA: Kick It Again; Keep It Away; Kill It Anyway and another - Kills Innocent Americans (thanks to weatherman824) Hmm - a certain commonality of theme here too. Not bad for a company with a name that sounds like Xena Warrior Princess' battle cry. LOTUS: Only one entry but it's a good one - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious. It's no coincidence that the acronym for the the Lotus Owners Of New York car club is LOONY! MAZDA: Mostly Always Zipping Dangerously Along; Made After Zero Design Analysis. Z's are always hard to work into these things MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra Sales MG: By and large the Pommie brands cop a bit of a bucketing and MG is no exception - Merciless Garbage; Money Guzzler; MG-B: Might Go Backwards; the new MG-F: Might Go Forwards MINI: Moron Inside Notably Insane MINIVAN: Manhood Is Nonexistent I'm Vasectomized And Neutered. Thanks to Nolan R for that one MITSUBISHI: Not the easiest of names to work with but someone's had a go - Mostly In The Shop Undergoing Big Investments Sometimes Halfway Incomplete; and another - Motor Is Tough Sounds Unbelievably Bad Intimidates Slow Hondas Incessantly MOPAR: Move Over Professionals Are Racing and thanks to Petey we also have _¢‚Ǩ‚Äú Mostly Old Parts And Rust NISSAN: Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now. You have been warned! OLDSMOBILE: Someone worked hard on these - Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday; and another - Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie! PLYMOUTH: Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood! PONTIAC: People On Narcotics Think It's A Cadillac PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything. Can't argue with that one! SAAB: Quite some bitterness here - Send Another Automobile Back; Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown; Start Adding Additional Brakefluid; Sad Attempt At Beauty. And you've got to say this with a California drawl - 'Yuppies don't cry they just Saab'. LionsFootball61 sent me - SAAB: Still Ain't A Beamer and Slow As A Buick! SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually SUV: Not a brand I know but most places are inundated with them - Selfish Useless Vehicles SubUrban Vans Stupid Ugly & Vain (thanks Michael T for all these) SUZUKI: Space Usually Zero Unless Kids Inside TORANA: Tons Of Rust And No Acceleration. And the SLR variant - Slightly Less Rust TOYOTA: Some bitter ones here too this time with a local flavour - Taking Our Yen Out Through Australia; The One You Ought To Avoid They Overcharge You On Their Accessories and Take Off Your Oversized Tires Asshole (thanks to Rob P for that one!) TRIUMPH: A cry of depair from the heart here - This Really Is Unreliable Man Please Help; and another - Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! Someone speaking from first hand knowledge by the sound of things! VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object; Very Old Lazy Vehicle Owner. These are just about all there are barring variations on the same theme. Personally I thought there would be rich pickings in the Volvo genre but perhaps the two Vs are a bit of a handicap. VW: Very Weird; Virtually Worthless. Some literary giant has also rummaged through the Roget's Thesaurus and had a go at: VOLKSWAGEN: Vehicle Owners - Losers Knowingly Suffering With All German Engineered Nonsense. Doesn't quite work but a good effort! "

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MERCEDES: Many Expensive Repairs Can Eventually Discourage Extra sales

well james u just killed this thread

Phil Holmes
Philholmes87@hotmail.co.uk
1998 BMW E36 318IS - RED

lol or have i just spiced things up as now you have to think hard to make ones that arent up there

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Phil well james u just killed this thread