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what u call a mexican hu cant find his car :?: :?: carloss :mrgreen:

haha

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what does a mexican put under a carpet????? underlay underlay :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

haha that one i like

Guy sits next to a ramdom girl on the bus and asks her if shell go to bed with him for a tenner. She gives him a filthy look and says "no way" A little later he asks if shell go to be with him for £1m and she says yes after pondering for a few seconds. Then he asks her if shed go to bed with him for £50. "What kind of a girl do you think I am?" she said in disgust. "I think weve already established that love now were just haggling over the price" he replies :lol:

Top jokes guys very funny :lol:

Q: How many Nissan salesmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Im going to work this out on my calculator and I think youll be pleasantly surprised.