Hormone guide

"The Hormone Guide Women will understand this! Men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband boyfriend co-worker or significant other! "

Your bum looks big in it

no dazzi wen a woman says does my bum look big in this the golden rule is not to actually look but just say no babes haha

Whats for tea luv

why havent you ironed my shirt?

You men have death wishes hehe